You are just like ” … um… lol…no.”

Then you are like “Yea, and when we go out for dinner we should only communicate through our cellular devices because who talks in person now a days.”

But then you are really like ” You’re really sweet and nice and yadadayayaydadayadayydaydayydaydayydah. We are friends(.)(?).” 

WTF ARE PEOPLE. Please, get off your computer and go talk to the person you want to bang in person, thanks. 

Sincerely, 

a soon-to-be Cyborg.